I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
He passed out while I was riding him, and just when I was about to call it quits he opens his eyes and squeezes my boobs and goes Honk! Honk!
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
Just for future questioning, I didnt break up with you over text
Tip of the day: Don't ever send a bootycxall at 3 in aftnoon. No one will respond n u'll just feel fooolish.
81 degrees in april.... Thinking margaritacicles, you in?
Hey is there a picture of me in a trash can on your phone?
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
My drug dealer just asked me to go see Les Mis on Christmas. Should I be worried this is some type of musical set-up?
I remember sitting in your lap naked saying I don't want to be all looks while you gently rocked me back and forth
It was really strange. I feel like I had sex with a synchronized swimmer.
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
But on a side note, how the fuck do you "accidentally " get peed on
I love you. Doing a double. Going to die. It will be painful. Let the world know i partied. God, did i party.
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