OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes
oh man you're gonna hate me when you log onto facebook. remember i love you
Girl last night got so wet when I was going on down her it flooded up my nose. I nearly drown
I'm at my inlaws playing Scrabble. Go Fuck Yourself.
How many times a week can a couple have a threesome with the same guy before it becomes some sort of 3-way relationship?
They made out. Sounded like hippos drinking water
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running
New rule. Every time you and I have a disagreement that lasts longer than 10min, while in a bar, we'll have a shot. Figure we'll eventually start agreeing sooner rather than later...
He brought me four big burritos and two joints! He can sleep with his bank teller any time he wants!
I'm a drunk white girl and my ancestors were drunk white girls, if we apologized our species would be extinct.
Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
i really love you but i feel kinda dumb about it
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