she fell down the flight of stairs and was fine until she saw the two broken beer bottles on the ground by her.
thats a woman
Just threw up on my desk at work. They are making me go home.
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
hey you forgot your wet suit in my room you can come grab it whenever
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
All I can remember is being told by a guy named Kyle to stay in the corner until the cops left. Then waking up on a porch outlined in beer cans 8 blocks from my house. Pregaming for college.
I'm trying to make a sex playlist
record yourself crying and put it on a loop.
omg just made cake vodka jello shots, sooooo excited
dear god these taste like death. death and sprinkles
its the pipe that keeps on giving. Just when I think it's done, I scrape just enough. It's a st. Patrick's day miracle!
Got really high to see my fist college experience unfold. Too high to find my classroom but I found the McDonald's down the street
he accidentally put it in my ass, i liked it but didn't tell him that and "accidentally" took his weed.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
To be clear you just said "I'll give you a baby" as a sext?
Well I've decided to refuse to conform to society and be naked the rest of the day.
I mean there are real risks associated with having unprotected sex, but I don’t think I need to worry about a ghost possessing me and having unprotected sex while using my body
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