I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
a man that wears gold spandex underwear and party boys other people is a man after my own heart.
Yeah but if I do that, I'd have to buy my own stomach pump for the house. That doesn't seem like a great thing to have sitting on the coffee table.
all you kept yelling was "i'm bored and i'm sober"
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
We're pregaming our midterms. Also, when we get our tests back, we're taking a shot for every point we lost. If you're not in, you should just go ahead and transfer.
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
Wait is it okay if I still want to fuck the whole USA swim team or is that only acceptable during the Olympics?
You yelled "I gave my neighbor some of my bitch sauce" and then passed out. You now have drinking limits with us.
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
I'm watching Trainwreck with Jeff and realizing that I'm the John Cena in my relationship.
All three of the bartenders here have screwed my boss, so he's definitely gay. Unfortunately for you he seems to have a type and you're not it.
Randomize
