and the mascot is a pinecone. its really no surprise that people here dont get laid
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
well i just set every background of each phone in the verizon store to my face
I'll tell you what, we couldn't have asked for better binge-drinking weather.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
Little boy scout stared at me with judgmental looks while I bought 3 bottles of liquor but refused to buy popcorn from him
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
Although I commend your efforts to keep my penis away from her, your sister is now booty walking up my stairs. Good game though, good game.
I have a fever. Last thing I need to do tonight is be elbow deep in old lady pussy.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I was looking for a pen and I stumbled upon my mom's vibrator. On a related note, yes I will be going out tonight.
Giant stained glass jesus is judging my black pleather pants
It doesn't matter how nice the shirt you wore to the bar was, you still shouldn't have worn it to a job interview
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