she definitely has that "I'll bang you, but then I'll tell your girlfriend" look to her.
were you wearing a green and blue thong last night?
yes! wait why?
because i found it in my pocket this morning...
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
I mean, how many people can say they helped surgically remove something from their body? Other than the guy that got his hand stuck under a rock and cut it off. Doesn't count
Omg. One night stands are not supposed to show up to your swim class the morning after. Worst lesson ever.
it's like I can see my whorish nature reflected back at me in his wedding ring.
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
He actually just looked up and said I'm gonna cum in my pants. and he did. no shame.
You cannot meet up with him at the tailgate, his parents are there. What are you going to say "Hi I'm the one who fucks your son, can I get a cheeseburger?"
Our DD painted my costume on me for tonight. The strippers have been teaching him how to paint costumes.
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
Pretty sure my first birthday present will be a pic of an 18-year-old's cock. And I am OK with that
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
all I know is that I was naked, and there were cheeto puffs everywhere...
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