ps i'm pretty sure i was blacked out when we hooked up? good thing i was w. you and not an actual diddler or an organ harvester
Hahaha. Shut up you were blacked out my ass. U were str8 mixin it up with urs truly like it was ur J-O-B
last night was a success...if success means i don't remember the guy's name and my panties are somewhere in the parking lot behind the bar
Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
My penis is bigger than his and I don't even have a penis.
I'm not entirely sure what we did is legal in the U.S., but I know that couple wont be the same
Today's work quote "if I looked like you, I'd be sitting on everyones face"
I can't help but feel like we would be friends still if my phone didn't always capitalize BUTTLOAD...
I apologized for the whole SWAT team incident to the roommate.
Things in my bed this morning: a Waffle House hat, a finding nemo DVD, sharpies, my graduation robes and an adult diaper. Did we play drunk scavenger hunt again?
I'm shoveling snow with a camel-pack full of beer in a blizzard. I love snow days as an adult!!!
Just trying to get my dicks in a row.
He was my first. He knew. He knew right there I was wrapped around his penis.
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
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