Dude, I'm in her bathroom and there's crab shampoo... is it worth the risk?
You're missing what this discovery implies... she's got a fucking bush.
I wish there were wingman of the year awards.
i think guys can sense when i'm not wearing underwear
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
i dont even know how to be here
i want the original willy wonka imagination song to come on when i take a girl to my room
Can you pinpoint the moment you decided it was acceptable to trade blow jobs for beers or was it a gradual slide?
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
OH MY GOD THE LITTLE GIRL IS SITTING WITH US WHILE WE SMOKE. I'M NOT DOING THIS
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She was from Wisconsin, she had great boobs... I mean... It's a dairy state....
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
don't judge but I think I'm gonna go fuck a dad this weekend
My boyfriend's mom is the manager of Wendy's. The same one I took a pregnancy test in.
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