thx for the lesson on dirrty dancing
you passed out when you kept trying to hold your breath during the underwater scenes of 2012
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I found one of your hair extensions on the dance floor. You put it back in your hair
The internet is out at West Chester so I'm masturbating using my imagination. What is this, the fucking dark ages?
I wish university was like frosh week all the time and then they just give you a degree for surviving
I think I maybe realized he was too old for me when I went into his bathroom and he had anti aging face cream.
You thought there were zombies attacking us so you tried to tuck and roll out of a moving vehicle. Also you should consider wearing underwear
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
And then there was cum in my hair and he was making beans.
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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