: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
Being pregnant is so damn inconvenient for my sex life.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
I wore my underwear in the shower just in case i passed out and you had to come in and get me
i had to pay fifty dollars for throwing up in the limo, 60 fucking dollars to throw up all over myself
It was like getting head from an anaconda
Yeaaah. I'm kinda wary about that guy. Does he still have that taser that he found on the train?
see these eyes, they just want to bone and go to sleep.
YOU ARE NOT A BOTTLE OF RUM THEREFORE I DONT KNOW HOW TO LOVE YOU
I love THIS fish, the rest of the ocean can go fuck itself. I am ahab and he is my whale
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Why are you hurting?
Tried to drink all the beer in Nashville last night....failed.
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