At the Phils game. My gay buddy just wanted up to a bunch of Mets fans and said "I'm gay, and even I think Mets fans are a bunch of fags." I love this fuckin town.
I threw up under water while wearing a hockey helmet last night. Awesome.
He showed up drunk to my cousions HS grad party, we stayed at the bars till 2, then he got up at 5 to run a half marathon and by the time I woke up wlhe was already back and drinking.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Wtf. I just got invited to a threeway bj session in the bathroom at boiler. Lmao
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
I couldn't fall back asleep it was too bright so I just took my sports bra off and put it over my eyes
I don't remember much and some girl almost convinced me to jump off the bridge while she held my stuff...
Today is National Blunt Day in the Great State of Me. Come ovah
Also, fucking on half deflated air mattresses is a great full body work out.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
a guy messaged me on POF to ask if I knew of any places that were hiring. And was being completely deadass serious. I'm so done
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
I don’t know what he is but he sure can suck a lollipop.
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