Lost. The hour! Funtime!!!!
My little brother has some high school girls in my pool, it's like a jailbait buffet in my backyard
Becky drew a cock on my face and is making me sit on the step.
what did you do that she drew a cock on your face and supplemental questions why did you let her?
hey dude come in here and see how much of my beard i can put in my mouth!
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
I just feel like you're using me for sex.
I'm glad you finally understand the context of our relationship
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
Just got escorted to my 7:45 class by an old woman because I was too hungover to not realize I was four floors too high.
She actually was beyond drunk but she for some reason kept calling herself a demigod and made me drive her to a bookstore
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Lol I think I might have been a little aggressive last night there is a blue ass print from your jeans on my wall
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
holy shit I just remembered that story I told about Tom hanks going bowling while high.
at first i said "no rollerblading if I'm going to be drunk," but we all know how that went
So it turns out strippers do encores if enough people yell. Encore song: Self Esteem.
Randomize
