my soul wont recognize me after tonight
I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
We named our party play list daddy issues
and everytime i fart i feel like in your heart, you can hear it
yeah after seeing those pics of her puking into my underwear drawer i remembered again why i didn't want to invite her.
you didn't check your sock drawer yet did you
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
she's a gynecology student. i don't know if my dick's ready for that kind of pressure.
I demand visitation hours with the duck.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
I don't remember much of half-time. I do remember climbing onto the roof of the fraternity and telling people I was going to stargaze in French.
This amicable friendliness is dull. We either need to start fighting or fucking around. I'll even let you pick.
Well we had to pull over on a side street in town so I could throw up while moms were driving by with car loads of kids, I feel like I just performed a lil silent AA film for the childrens
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
I just shook glitter of my birth control packet so I’d say it’s safe to say it was a good weekend
Don't do tequila. The Devil himself spits into shot glasses and we call it tequila. You will do bad things.
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