so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
I kiss like a newly born barfing kangaroo
we were naked in his bed and he told me all about what a "baller" alexander the great was.
It was like a little tadpole swimming in the big ocean.
There was a guy running for some position in our government named "young boozer" hell yes I voted for him
Just had a stripper snatch my glasses off my face with her ass
Meet me at the corner of "what the fuck" and"how'd you get in my bed" in 10 minutes.
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
Was there a condom involved? Because he was saying he wanted a kid. Repeatedly.
third nipple confirmed
He used a trumpet as a funnel, said something about valve oil, and puked all over the garage.
I honestly didn't think living in Canada would change me, until I found myself watching hockey porn
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
I am a unicorn in a field of flowers, you asshole.
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