your thong is hanging out like whoa
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
I cut my penus on the lid.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
I have an excuse to be a whore in Mexico. I'm conducting an experiment to see if small dicks are caused by the poor drinking water.
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
Just got a Snapchat of his dick with the caption 'We miss you.'
That's true love, there.
I've got a 90 day supply of amoxicillin in case of zombie or chlamydia outbreak
Best case scenario you died and I melt into poo
Would it be creepy if I masturbated with my face in the pillow he slept on last night? Cuz I'm pretty sure that's about to happen
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
See that doesn't work because we've had sex so its awkward for you to call me mom
If he doesn’t slap your ass with his drumsticks, then I don’t wanna hear about it.
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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