carls jr on main st. japanese tourist taking a dump in the urinal. reading a japanese newspaper and wearing a full suit.
be there in 3 mins
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
and then he started using my ass as a stressball
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
I'm staying at his house to solve the homeless situation. There's a freezer bag of weed in the fridge. He doesn't know it's there, and he's not missing it so I may have an income soon.
Seeking encouragement from my tinder matches to ace this test. I've sunk to a newest low.
MY DAD KEEPS LIKING PORN LINKS/ALBUMS ON FACEBOOK AND THEY ALL SHOW UP IN MY NEWSFEED
Hey, I'm just seeing how you're doing and letting you know I fucked your dad last night. Don't fuck with me.
I wanna trust fall face first on a penis.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
Cookies and nudity, all you need in life
Hey I didn't mean to come across like I was judging you about your liberal sexual choices. I would like details of your threesome if you need to talk about it!
Please tell me that nice older woman you're with at the bar is not your comp&lit professor.
Bahahah I should. I’m the free range drunk girl who should clearly not be free range because who knows what kind of fuckery I would get into
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