we were pretty classy up until the second keg
Christmas on farmville was waaaaay better than my actual Christmas.
At a Jewish lesbian wedding. I stick out like a sore, uncircumcised penis.
Not going to lie- I'm a little freaked out camping right now. This is one of those high activities you don't do by yourselves...or close to bears
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
Definitely worth waiting her kid to got to sleep when the first thing you hear once she's back is "I want you in my ass right now"
No, supporting your unemployed boyfriend IS NOT what credit cards are for.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
I fell asleep while eating jimmy johns last night and then woke up at 5am and continued to eat it
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
I realized it was late, and he was my brother in humanity and another incarnation of my own life force and consciousness, so I regained control of myself, thanked him for helping me, and went home.
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
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