Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
Chicago was legit, ate some badass pizza and gave a cig to a crackhead..its all i thought it would be
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
We had a complete conversation while I was giving him head, at one point he even stopped me and said 'I love how we're just hanging out.'
Just snuck alcohol into the hospital for my mom.
your facebook page is a work of drunk art.
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
i woke up to banging and pieces of ceiling falling on my face
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I peed in a 7/11 last night. Like literally pretended I pretended I was shopping, looked around, and peed on boxes in the corner. No more tequila
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
Nothing is creepier than a guy telling you "I was just thinking about you" in a men's bathroom when taking a shit
wtf I can't believe that bar tender told on me to my mom
A guy I hooked up with YEARS ago just endorsed me on LinkedIn for "customer service".
I just want a man in my bed on a regular basis, who cuddles, and who I can also occasionally hang out with outside of my bedroom. Is that too much to ask for?
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