are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
is it really weird I just got "suckable tits" in my honesty box and I'm flattered??
going to class early so i have time to go on the moonbounce. this is why i go to art school.
He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
it's official, i know exactly what cross streets we're at by the bumps when i give him road head
If that really is brett favre's penis, no wonder she ignored his calls
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
for me, it's working out the tricky timing of the Viagra and nightly laxative.
You guys wanna start around 10:30 tomorrow?
We can start at 5am for all I care. You ask like I have plans.
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
Jesus Christ. Even your cock has to be an overachiever. :-(
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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