i keep telling myself in the mirror "get undrunk"
well there was some sort of sex marathon going on in my house last night..jess and i vs my parents...and im ashamed to say that we lost and my parents out-sexed us
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
She's never allowed to turn 21 again
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
I feel like I'm laying on a pillow cloud. With little baby angel fingers between me and the cloud lifting me up. Singing hymns in my ear.
i think we watched the dark knight rises after you left but i might have passed out through most of it. I remember crying at the end though. sad tears then happy tears.
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Everyone says I win the strip club
He literally cried into his tacos and screamed fuck bitches. Don't know if it was the best, or the worst hook up, ever.
No, I'm not a weirdo, I keep bondage straps under my matress like a normal person, not a diary.
I think he just shit his pants. Yep he did. That's unfortunate.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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