He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
And then I passed out in my towel and was woken up by my roommate introducing me to her trick for the night.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
I've noticed we have slowly begun to phase the "B" out of our Bromance.
This is gonna be a long day for my vagina and I
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
He called me twice and texted me at 3am. Guess absence makes the dick grow harder.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Unless you want to see me masturbate, I think skype is a no go for now.
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
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