It got kind of awkward when her dad brought home a 20 something asian girl at 3am
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
Def walking back to my apt with a blender, an empty vodka bottle, and a half eAtn drumstick cone.
I'm laying here in fetal position. I feel like a traffic cone
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Quick question. What's the protocol on going back to a bar after going home with one of their bartenders?
Go back and try to find another to go home with.
Just had flashback to me showering u with stir fry as u rythed on the floor
We spent a good 10 minutes in the morning looking for my clothes. I ended up taking the bus home in my 6inch heels and his baggy t-shirt. The bus was filled with kids... one of them whistled at me.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
my whole checking account just had a funeral down bourban street, paid for that, and then bought everyone 5 shots of fireball...
I just realized how terrible that was... I was drumming on your penis to a song about Baby Jesus.
Bro, she said she wanteo to fuck me with my white Nike cap on so I resemble a douchebag. I think my choice of women might be coming into question
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Just saw the pics from the bachelor party. When the hell did we go to southie. And why was there a chicken in the limo..? You guys really are my best friends.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
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