Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
Whats the glycemic index on semen?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
Dude I totally just watched a girl put a tampon soaked in vodka up her vag
I need new friends
when does it stop being whiskey dick and start just being me bad in bed?
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
I dnt think she needs convincing on the threesome part, it's the threesome with your roommate situation that needs some work
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
So who left their underwear on a lamppost in my aunt's backyard
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Last night you broke a mirror, and then rolled around in the glass shards. Miraculously, there's not a scratch on you...
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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