Dude, it's gettin so bad even my fantasies just wanna be friends.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
so i turned around to do some reverse cowgirl when he said that this was such a better visual for him. Bad compliment or serious insult. i cant tell
she told me i tasted like america
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
Plus I'm pretty sure you said "love you" on the phone, so technically I should be putting you on some type of probation
Goddamn you thin people LEAVE FOOD FOR THE BIGGER DRUNKARDS WHO NEED IT
I'm a bit offended I got no nudies back but it's whatever
They're in the mail. Snapchats too fast. I want the suspense.
Had a burrito last night in your honor
That's the nicest thing you've ever done
If you can't accept me drawing a Santa hat on your penis then we can't be friends
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
What do you mean? Just eat his food and have sex with him. Unless you want a relationship, then just eat his food.
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I'll explain later but I just had to legally commit to abstinence for the next 4 months
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