well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
just taught 3 girls from korea how to fist pump on chat roulette.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
win or lose for butler, i'm still masturbating to brad stevens tonight
I caught him trying to shit in her bed. I asked him why he was doing it and he said "because it's wrong."
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
HOW ARE YOU ALWAYS DRUNK? AND WHERE ARE TOU TRYING TO GO??
So I think my aunt and her one legged boyfriend are getting it on in the next room. Traumatized does not even begin to describe what I am right now
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
One does not fall in love, one falls flat on the their face after leaving a bar
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
We were like ok let's be eachothers maid of honor and then you were like "ok see you at the wedding" and walked away
She's too awesome to dump: she gives me great blow jobs and free Popeyes. You just don't burn a bridge like that.
I've decided to have sex with him one more time to make sure I don't like him
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