Question: terrible or awesome when a girl give you head so vigorously that you get a hickey of sorts
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
We fucked standing up with my right leg over his shoulder. Thank you mom and dad for having once enrolled me in gymnastics. It has finally paid off
All I heard was "You have collect call from Lafayette Parish Jail for Dude it was awesome! I'll tell you about it later!"
I think I found out what we're going be for Halloween....Alcohol poisoning victims.
You kept apologizing for not offering me some of your Whisky, which you referred to as "Jesus Nectar".
Rolled in at 3:30am from the strip club, with all the screaming I did, Siri doesn't even recognize my voice this morning,
It's like god made him fantastic at oral to make up for what his mouth does the rest of the time.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Every time you visit for the weekend I end up having to bleach my entire house after.
I pretty much told him I was too sober for this an just walked away and all I heard was "IT'S BECAUSE IM A BAD KISSER ISN'T IT" OVER AND OVER AGAIN
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
This snow needs to melt so I can get wasted on someones front lawn
I never thought the most recent texts on my phone would be with ASAP ferg and my ex...
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