Did you dl zombie porn on my computer?
Just went to my life planning class. The professor has a braid going halfway down his back and an earring.
had to check his id this morning to remember his name.... i was wayy off
Just got a lapdance on the metro. She said she was on maternity leave and needed the practice.
I'm sitting by myself in my bra eating a waffle and drinking pineapple rum. gamedaaaayyyyyyy
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
I have never made a good decision in that bathroom...
I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer
Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
IM A SHIT SUOW THE GUYS AT THE PMACR TOLD ME AJDBO I WEBF RO WALNARY WITH OU SHOES! I WASHT LLOWES FLOWERSA
The guy who bit me so hard two nights ago that I had to put Neosporin on my nipple and the guy in my bed right now are two different people. Help
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
He ate me out while I was playing bejeweled. It was the greatest moment of my life.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
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