I could be a Disney star with the amount of nude photos of mine that get leaked.
You two kept repeating the same thing over and over. It was like looking after retarded pull-string dolls.
Well I tried to steal a golf cart. I fought with the Chick-Fil-A cow. And other things.
I don't know how I feel about the stuff we got from that guy. Me and Monty are driving through town listening to static at full blast...
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
So I have a scar from when the stripper tore off my underwear .... Best birthday ever
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Have fun in Vegas! Be safe, use condoms, and take a pic of Jon beforehand to give out when he goes missing. It will help the police.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
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