Those 2 guys from the sonic commercial will be virgins for life.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
Who was more unwelcome: The two of us at the party last night, or Kimmy Gibler at the Tanner residence?
I mean if she was naked in my room I would talk to her
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
I told you all we needed steroids to survive the tour de franzia, like the bikers. But nobody listened...
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
the best part of christmas was when my mom opened the handcuffs that were supposed to be for jen. Surprisingly, not the most awkward situation of the day.
We got to his house, cuddled while watching game of thrones, then fucked during the repeat airing.
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
Dude. $3 Jack n Cokes AND Cheesesticks... Find me tomorrow plz
you just don't appreciate it because you've never been arrested
yeah. i tried to refuse to leave unless the burger king himself escorted me out. that didnt fly
I either have food poisoning or I'm pregnant. Either way, I NEED JESUS!
You're lucky I just like fucking you because you would really suck at being a boyfriend.
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