But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
That's cool how's he been?
He got hit in the face with a beer bottle so he has two black eyes and 13 stitches.. He hasnt changed much.
Ethically speaking on a scale from 1 to morally wrong, how wrong would it be to give babies ambien? Hypothetically speaking.
I'm still waiting for my blazer that I left at your apartment, you owe me a blowjob for every day from Thursday on that it's late.
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
we're going to drop off one of our cars at the police station tonight so we'll be able to drive home in the morning
He tried to give me a shoulder massage while i peed in the neighbors bushes to "make it more relaxing."... I let him... That drunk
I wish you could be here to assess my herpes before he gets here.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
As its breast cancer awareness month, I'm going to do my part by making everyone aware of my breasts
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
I got high and had sex with reindeer antlers on. It was magical and animalistic. Tia the season.
Thank you for trusting your ovaries to me
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
What was I even doing in 2010?! I feel like that's a question I should be able to type into the Facebook Search bar
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