i'm in the sorta mood where i wanna be that crying, drunk girl who will hook up with anyone that tells her she's pretty
I was just like staring at the lawn boy while singing "You Belong With Me".
I am the king of creep.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
she just walked in and said "well, I got peed on again"...
i just got drunk dialed and its 10am. clearly finals are over.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Why don't we skip the roadtrip entirely, save us the trip, and go straight to jail?
I'm missing some hair, but it's cool. Breadsticks are done.
Ok if you are accepting my apology, please continue to ignore me. If you are not, please fill out the brief survey that follows, to help me improve my people relations: a) your a bitch please leave me alone b)your crazy pls leave me alone c) I never cared ab u please leave me alone. D) all of the above e) all of the above but I wouldn't mind still fucking u. F) who are you again? Your answer will not b shared and will b used in accord. With the law. TY
drunk. just smoked a spliff with a 19yr old hungarian bike taxi driver and bonded over the difficulties of getting weed in a different country. idk y shit like this isnt in the study abroad info packets
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
he took my bra off with his teeth, THEN decided he just wanted to make out and cuddle. i don't know what the female version of blue balls is, but i've been living with it since 1 a.m.
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
ONE DAY CAN WE PLEASE HAVE SECRET SEX. PREFERABLY IN AN ANCIENT PYRAMID BUT I'M NOT OPPOSED TO A 4 STAR HOTEL
I literally blew him under my face mask. Not because I thought it'd protect me from COVID, but because I wanted to prove to myself that I could.
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