Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
Just watched a UNI fan at the bar lick the tears off of a KU fans face.. See what march madness does to people
Dude its 315 and I'm sitting here eating slices of cheese. Don't talk to me about tomorrow.
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
Ps, did you know if you google "drunk jenga", you're the first image that shows up?
Oh I already celebrated valentine's day. I stayed up until 4 AM listening to biggie, drinking rum, and caressing all my girl curves in front of the mirror. And then I came 3 times.
And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
as much bud light as i have consumed over the years budweiser should give me a clydesdale
It’s like a buffet of marriages! Every option is available to you!
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
I banged a marine last night. No wonder everybody respects them.
Dude I just woke up naked on the floor with my dick in a boot. Legit in a fucking boot. I also have no idea where I am.
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