Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
20 bottles of wine, 3 cases or beer, and 5 bottles in my kitchen... My parents are teasing me.
Dear America, sometimes I miss your Everclear and its consequences.
All I wanted was a hug. You dirty, dirty whore.
After you threw up you would repeatedly say "napkin" like a siren until somebody got you a fucking napkin.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
I'm using my dog as a pillow. He's cool with it.
The crowd is chanting "we want sex!" There's a man dressed as bacon. That is all
You haven't lived until you've thrown up naked in a hotel room in Fargo while holding your breasts so they don't touch the toilet bowl.
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
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