I like it. Barfy the gin-flavoured Assman
My grandmother just called to say she disowned me. Apparently I uploaded a video to Youtube of me dancing nude with a blow-up doll named Dorothy, last night. You are so fired from being damage control.
He looks like Spencer from the game Dreamphone
he literally had a slideshow of all the girls hes had sex with pictures set to american woman
he thanks me after handjobs.
you found the perfect man.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
im so sorry the vomit froze your passenger door shut... you should have stopped.
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
Tried to dry my shoes in the oven last night.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
We got baked and watched the cheetah girls on Netflix
You need to not admit that.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Not saying puking on the side of a cab was how I imagined freshman year of med school but...
that is our friendship pylon, do not lose it
fuck you.
DO NOT LOSE IT
My boss just offered me a vodka mixed drink at work I do not have a real job
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