i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
And i laid in the yard with carrots on my chest cause i wanted a bunny
I vote intervention dinner around 6, make up movie around 7:30ish, then apology drinks all night. Then hangover waffle house in the morning.
We've been broken up for 7 months. His mom sent me a card with a brochure inside titled "How at Risk for STD's are you?"
I sang Jenna happy bday in the middle of throw up hurls
Sorry I never showed up last night. It was between spending time with you and our freinds or having violent multiple orgasims. I chose the low road.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Your brother's naked in the courtyard again. Just a head's up.
We perfected the quiet ass slap during sex so his roommate wouldn't wake up.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
She has an alarming number of pictures with cat ears but the sex is amazing.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
I have a dinner date combo blowjob event with Tristan tonight.
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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