Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
At McDonald's last night the guy gave you the wrong kind of McFlurry, so you screamed at him, "YOU MCFUCKED UP."
I still think it's messed up that you're naming your kids after all the guys you slept with in college
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
You dont understand he had a split tongue thats bucket list worthy.
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
Yeah well tell that to drunk me. She seems to have no standards or gender preference.
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
Dude my pants were only on for 20 minutes after she got there.
That's 30 minutes too many.
Take the weirdness of Japan and add the insanity of Florida and that's Jimmy
You took off your shirt and pulled out a bottle of cherry uv and a slushee. That's when I knew you came to party
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