You did that once after drunk driving from a photo shoot
That was very cool/italian of you
Which brings me to my next point, how come italians are so well adapted to drunk driving
I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
we saw you sitting at the door of the dorm trashed, wrapped in DANGER tape with a stolen balloon around your wrist
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
After he told me that it's up to him to carry on his family name, I almost felt bad for not letting him cum inside me.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
If you're staying here tonight, you need to promise me you won't make another bonfire in the lounge room. My girl is still pissed about that.
I just spent a solid 3 minutes trying to figure out how to send a smell through my phone
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
Did you pee in the oven last night??
The Domino's delivery guy is in front of me at The Wendy's drive-through. Hmmm.....
Can I use your boat
Also, what’s the deal with international water? Do they have signs out there like a city does or do I need a map?
WTH is going on? It’s the middle of the night
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