So pretty much, I was trying to piece last night together and remembered a point where I was pointing to you heart then touching your face. I'm not sure that I ever translated that to "I like your personality better than your looks" but that's what I meant
How do you get a cum stain out of a trampoline?
ive decided theres a fine line between accepting money for sex and letting someone buy you late night taco bell and knowing that if he hadnt you wouldnt be in his bed right now
I don't think its a good idea if I moon a whole bar again
I thought you should know that there is a scientific law stating that when there is booze, people talk about your dick.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
It looks like a baby bear tried to chew off my nipples.
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
It's not your birthday unless mom picks you up at the bar
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
He just felt my tits to find out which piercing I lost.
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
His penis is average but his stamina is amazing!!! I didn’t know I had that many orgasms in my body!!!!
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