you were chalanging people to drink the "worlds biggest jager bomb" - a VASE of Redbull and a PINT of Jager... is it no wonder you dont remember anything?
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
he just kept saying "come on iron man, you can do this!" to himself the whole time..
then she said she was half-a-virgin and that she would appreciate it if i would finish what her old booty call started
If only we could all 3 say fuck school to be stoner flight attendants
I think my goal for this black wed is to not scream at an off duty state cop in a bar after trying to flirt with him. No need to make that an annual tradition
I'm just sad for you. It sucks that the 17 douchebag asshole guys you're fucking can't morph into one nice, normal, non-alcoholic guy that has a drivers license and no criminal history.
dude, you were feeling up her boob for 20 minutes in front of the guy she was hitting on because you and her had an argument over who had bigger boobs.
hey man, it was for science okay.
Ughhh I can't remember the last time "time fell back or springed forward" and I wasn't at the bar to argue about it :(
Please just fuck her. She's new to LA and doesn't know anyone nice.
I'm cool with a hey old buddy how have you been want to fuck me in the butt kind of thing
I am not working on the very first day I can throw up alcohol that I legally bought and drank.
Maybe I'm nitpicking, but that looked more like how one would jerk off an elephant than it did playing air guitar.
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
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