He just said "Chunky" very loudly in his sleep.
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
I can't get a boner in the bathroom of a buffet.
He took me by the hand and ordered me to make him vodka soup.. I think I like him?
She said her hobbies include bangin guys on one night stands and then sending them facebook relationship requests the next morning just to freak em out
If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
He could have been a one armed faceless howler monkey. I was so slammered that I didn't care what I was having sex with or if whatever it was... was doing it right.
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
Also we saw a clown getting arrested. Rochester is weird.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
The batteries in my vibrator died before I could finish. Which is a lot like my sex life lately......
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
Randomize