Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
I passed out on my porch last night. I'm still making it to class. This is what growing up means.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
The fact that she put a frat guy in check tells me I did some good raising my little sister. Time to see if she does keg stands.
I think there's a website warning girls about me based on the 4 who approached me separately tonight and called me evil. Fuckyoudave.com?
I had to watch them play Salty Cracker. I have never seen a grown man cry with a boner before
Im going..... Drinking all day and hand jobs from 18yr old emo rich girls that are just trying to get back at mom and dad for being to protective...SOLD
David pulled a magic mike again and started stripping on every street sign we passed.
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I'm at a loss. By loss I mean singing songs from Wicked and pretending I'm at the Oscars
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Just met my future wife. Please dont fuck her.
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