I have a deodorant stick dedicated to my balls.
There are the 2 BIGGEST tools by me-- at our table. I hate them. But they're not ugly and I may make out with them later. And hate myself. Definitely hate myself.
Want to get together for a boner voyage before you leave?
This is home. And home is where you find your family. And you try not to make out with your family.
It's Been clinically proven that people who have sex 6 or more times per week are happier than those who don't. Just and FYI. For your mental health. From a soon so be psychologist. Who is drunk.
Need to spend sober time with him while fully clothed. I can't decide if he's a seriously amazing man or a complete fucking dickbag.
This is me not judging you for what a fine line you draw between the two.
I think one of your friend's offered my friend chicken tenders back at his place...just FYI he should probably come up w/ another line
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
His name was Dragon. For real. How do you not sleep with a Dragon? Don't judge me.
Interesting, I was always told to run away from crazy, but you seem to think we should run towards them dick first.
How was your night?
Fell down a flight of stairs. Went to a sex dungeon. Was approached by a man in a leather harness.
You tried to fight someone about spaghetti o’s?
That hungover.
Lets just say the phase, What a dick, has a whole new meaning at the urinals.
Dude, I danced with Abe Lincoln! How could last night have been any better???
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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