Going to bed naked. Too bad I am all alone. Need to make some changes. Either sleep with clothes or with you
love makes seman taste better
Convinced the bartender that I'm a congressman. Free Drinks. God bless America.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
I can't wait to go to grad school so I am not your high unemployed friend.
Passing out is just my bodies way of protecting my liver.
I'm slightly possesive over the gucamole when i'm stoned.
Is that why you left peanut shells in my bed?
my revenge plans when i'm high are never as good as i think they are
100% truth: never tied someone to a bed using 4 pairs of sweatpants before
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
He turned me into a screamer. Guess I'm really not a lesbian.
I feel like we have a good system here turning our sketchy decisions into great stories.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
I love that my family celebrates every holiday with a joint. Chanukah? Mazel-juana! Easter? What's more spring than the color green? Election day? What better way to celebrate democracy in action than medical pot?
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
I just found a ladybug shell in my underwear. What was I doing last night?
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