who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
No, veal is cruel because they chain them down, I'm talking about free range human babys here.
i just stumbled downstairs, still drunk, to hug my dad and wish him a happy fathers day
but fathers day is next sunday
i realized that after i threw up on his bare feet
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
Decided against hooking up with creepy stalker guy for a ride to work. I feel I've earned a few self respect points back.
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
I AM OFFERING YOU ALCOHOL AND THE CHANCE TO LET ME SAY FUCK IT TO MY RESPONSIBILITIES. HOW MANY TIMES DOES THIS HAPPEN?!
Let's get drunk and put things on the grill that have no right to be there.
Happy birthday, America.
I'm more worried that you thought licking a pole on Bourbon street would turn me on
He literally just peed in a trash can in our room. It didn't even have a bag in it
How old am I that I had to sneak a boy out of my room this morning...
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
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