Just fell off a train. Bad.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
when the lights went off, all i could see was the glowing of the camera light in the closet... i got the fuck out of there so fast.
Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple
I head back to the dorms in less than a week I'm not ready to see my roomate naked that much again.
I was an emotional waste case that night. She made me stroke her ponytail.
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Dude you were sitting in front of me eating uncooked bow tie pasta...
Just sucked some sandy dick on a boardwalk & now I'm at a family reunion hbu
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
He's honking my boob in his sleep
It's innocent and endearing in some way
Grabbed the cop's ass and he still arrested Heather instead. Victory is mine!!
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