i just turned barefoot contessa into a drinking game. everytime she uses a knife butter or salt i drink.
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
tagging him in all 73 close-ups of your cleavage might have been a little obvious.
I have a critically important question to ask.
Why does watermelon-flavoured candy exist?
our night together was a product of my beer goggles and jennifer aniston-like desperation.
She soaked the fruit in vodka for ten minutes and then mixed it with normal fruit and sherbert icecream. It was called "lottery fruit".
Well they kicked us out after we started heckling the acrobats
Currently trying to figure out if the guy has a cane next to me or brought a weird dildo to the bar
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
We had sex on the beach. I was completely naked except for my sneakers. That's when you know
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
One. But meh. I upped my age limit to like 29 hoping I'll match with this one fedex guy that delivers packages to my work
Accidentally made a bowl of macaroni and cheese with a bottle of vodka. It's not that bad
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