Michelle found a bong in the garbage and sold it to my mom
he showed up at my house with a hand-stiched sweater that said "girlfriend?"
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
There is something about weddings and lines being done off my ass
you're acting like its my fault you're allergic to sperm or something.
i told you we never speak of that again
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
I've realized that my life is in no way structured to be compatible with monogamy. I'm not adjusting to this well.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
The claw marks on my back are healing nicely. Just thought you should know.
My bad. Next time I'll wear mittens.
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
not that im pissed, but why are there two naked chicks in my bed?
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
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