all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
Guess who is high enough to buy Jingle All The Way?
next time the cops show up in riot gear we should probably leave
and miss being on the news....no way
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
I've been smelling a baby wipe for three minutes. I didn't think I was that drunk but I guess I am
Did i tell you that he's legal and i got his number? Because he's legal and i got his number. THIS BITCH AIN'T GOING TO JAIL YET
If you can't seal the deal with her, I will. And you know I'll be successful. So there's your incentive
I just made mac at 3:10 am... My life is falling apart...
I'm a terrible person when I drink. I went from fine to not making any sense and yelling about cheese in like 30 seconds.
It's three am. I'm drunk in a stairwell in Vegas. My flight leaves at six. Help.
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
There way too many people in that club who have had their dick in me
Randomize
