So the last day on the vacation I woke up in the bath tub. My mom said she asked me during the night what I was doing and I said, "swimming."
Anything crazier than usual happen? I woke up in a stairway with my cock out.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
Someone just told me I have an ass that could kill small children .... Don't know how to take that one
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
Wrapped in a blanket, just ate a whole party pizza. All my dreams are coming true and you don't even care.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
I fell in the river last night. The allegheny to be exact. Omg getting drunk at work gatherings is dangerous
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
On a separate note, I just found out some condoms aren't vegan. Problem.
Hahahaha I can't wait for you to ask "wait. are there any animal by products in that?"
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I should become a firefighter. Who uses his cock to fight fires. Like a Superhero.
YOURE ABOUT TO SEE SO MUCH UNCIRCUMCISED DICK
She tied me to her bed using her honor chords. Thank god for graduation!
I just bought a handle of tequila and a breakfast burrito. I might be out of money for the weekend, but at least I have the necessities covered.
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