i can juggle bunnies
cool
on fire
Let's get back to talking about you giving me a blow job.
It's like God was speaking to me through a penis.
He was able to grab love handles during doggy style... I know we said spring break mexico diet starts next week but i think we need to start tomorrow.
Did you mean to cry when you finished last night? Or were you just that drunk?
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
The cop actually kicked the bitches out of the cab so we could get ours. I flipped them all off as the door was shutting. That drunk.
He's under the table sobbing because he doesn't live in a taco if you ever get him this high again I will stab you
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Then again I went over his house after not hanging out since kindergarten and tried to fuck him so maybe I'm partially to blame here
Sorry your girlfriend got you a valentines present and you forgot to get her one.
How long will your dick be dry?
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
But the real reason your aunt is drunk crying is because she has already had four margs and went for a 5th and someone is trying to stop her
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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