the only girl from my high schools graduating class coming to our school next year went stag to prom and still has braces...
dibs.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
so id say it was a successful trip...i only got hit on by one cousin...
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
had my ear almost bitten off in foreplay. the sex gods do not like me.
My pussy is making all kinds of justifications that my mind would have no patience for if it was still in charge
Bring my gorilla suit and my bong.
Oh its going to be that type of weekend?
Trying to decide who to DD on the fourth and I came up with a Who's who of guys I've hooked up with in the last month. Not an ideal situation, but I have a feeling it's gonna happen anyway.
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
Quote from doctor, "that is a VERY angry vagina".
I'm fucked.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I JUST WANT TO HAVE AWKWARD SEXUAL EXPERIENCES WITH HIM.
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