Apparently I was playing rock paper scissors against myself for 2 hours in the bathroom mirror.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
We should tie ourselves together anytime there is any type of alcohol involved. It's the safest way. I either end up with freshmen or weird ex bfs. You end up with a large cowboy. This is not good for us
we convincced her parents we were only wasted meanwhile theire faces were morphing into one and i swear there was a reindeer in the background
I wish! That ended in 2001 when we all got collectively band from the Settle Inn. As a group we are also band from social events at the zoo. It's impressive really.
Selling drugs in raindeer antlers is the best way to spread christmas cheer
5 am booty call.. And I went I need to gain better control of my vagina
I would not be 19 again if you paid me. Guess who found naked pictures of themselves? Fuck cocaine
I just stood up and am wasted. I think I just admitted to my mom that I am trying to fuck everyone in New York because they're skinny and ethnically ambiguous. Meanwhile, happy hour isn't over yet.
I got shot at last night. Lesson about married chicks: learned.
Just sayin. I pissed on his couch, and ruined his stove. If he's not mad, we're partying there every weekend...
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
So the next time I call you and say I'm going to my first strip club because it's christmas eve eve, and have work the next morning, I'd appreciate you stopping me
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