You're a womanizer and a bitch.
Life after highschool has not been kind to her. She looked fatter than Luke Wilson's face in those AT&T commercials.
like semen in my mouth is absolutely disgusting but i'd still like to experience it
How do the people at CVS not know your living in their bathroom?
She's singing So Happy Together to her burrito, I want to be on her level.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
I'm playing a game where i judge myself by whats in my cart. Also have 3 bright red giant buckets
got into a fight with a bouncer over who's moustache is better again last night...
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
I flossed his teeth and then we had sex in the bathroom. It just seemed like a good idea.
My heart feels like a grape in a barrel about to be crushed into wine
I just sent my ex off to a party, threw a condom at him, and told him to make good choices.
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
This morning we had sex while he was wearing a full length fur jacket and sunglasses... I wasn't even phased
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