so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
so after the bed broke we walked out of the room to a standing ovation
no i did not stop my best friend from eating out my sister...bros before hoes
That's the last time we joust in Radio Flyer wagons after margarita night.
My wife googled 'purchase vibrator.' Not sure if I should be excited or offended.
Its like after 6 beers, the clap doesn't scare me anymore.
Yes, she did suck your dick in the bathroom to wake you up.
I'm cheerleading for traffic. people are staring. Why am i the only high person on the way to class?
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
If he tries to stick his thumb up my butt again im going to rip his dick off with my vagina
I told you those kegels would come in handy one day
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't care if we're married you can't just walk into the bedroom with a pizza box expecting to get laid
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
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