I totally have a Rabbi on speed dial now. Keep it Kosher.
Girl next to me just said "as a guy I used to sweat but not I don't. it's awesome" Oh. My. God.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
I just realize today that I've dated three guys this year with their own blog. Ugh that's embarrassing.
I just noticed she took the "toys" too. That's how you know when it's really over.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
I'm allowed to be upset. I've never had that many fingers in my ass
... They left for 10 minutes and came back with a lobster he's in the toilet downstairs
its like what part of i just threw up mcdonalds breakfast means i want to make out with you?
My neighbor Chris is here. I am warning you, he is wearing a kilt I just saw his balls. Be incredibly careful that you don't see what I did.
I'm just crazy horny about you
So he drunk messaged me last night telling me he wants a baby. Think I should call his bluff?
I peppersprayed myself last night. Sigh.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
Yeah, first date. First take a pic of him to circulate around for your friends and than have him fill out a short penis questionnaire. Seems completely legit to me.
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